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  1. Growing up in the '80s- compared to today

    Another gem in a sea of boring forwarded emails...

    When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways

    yadda, yadda, yadda

    And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how ...
  2. Life

    I got this in an email from my mother. I have no idea who wrote it but it's funny and contains some great truths in life...


    1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

    2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

    3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

    4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. ...
  3. New Year's Resolutions...or Not

    An oldie but a goodie (from 2005- naughty words changed...)

    As the new year rolls around, I have a list of resolutions which I hope to keep (unlike the last 40 years when I busted through them within the first 36 hours). What are my resolutions, you ask?

    1. Never-mind.

    But I am going to talk about this whole business of resolutions. Who out there has never made one? Anyone? Anyone? Who out there has never broken one? That's right. ...