The Photographer
08-29-2002, 09:10 AM
Picture it: Disneyland August 28, 2002. A young woman steps into the Golden Horseshoe to watch her all-time favorite show. She's finally got her friend convinced to see the show and for the first time finds a seat in the front row. With her is her camera so that she can capture forever, the funny man they call Dana Daniels.
She sits down and notices the piano is facing the wrong direction. "Hmmm" she ponders. Then a cowboy (if that) steps out and begins the show. "Uhhhh" she spits out. Then more actors get into the act, by now she's stumped. "Where's the Variety show that's on the schedule?" She thinks to herself and leans over to tell her friend, "This isn't the right show."
Now I understand they change shows but...they didn't change the info on the all-inclusive map. So over to City Hall I go where I find a fellow behind the counter.
Me: Hi. Did they change the show permanently at the Golden Horseshoe?
Boy: Let's see. (takes out map) The Hill Billies are Mon, Th, Fri Sat & Sun. The Variety show is Tues & Wed.
Me: That wasn't the variety show I just saw. What happened to Dana Daniels?
Boy: I'm sorry you missed her.
Me: Have you ever seen the Variety show?
Boy: No.
Me: Dana is a MAN!
Boy: That's the Entertainment Dept (quick to point the blame elsewhere) Let me give you the address you can write to and maybe get an answer from them. Is that ok?
Me: Sure and I want to fill out a complaint form.
Anybody know what's going on? I'm done venting now. Except this one note...they REALLY need to tell their cast members what the heck goes on in the park.
She sits down and notices the piano is facing the wrong direction. "Hmmm" she ponders. Then a cowboy (if that) steps out and begins the show. "Uhhhh" she spits out. Then more actors get into the act, by now she's stumped. "Where's the Variety show that's on the schedule?" She thinks to herself and leans over to tell her friend, "This isn't the right show."
Now I understand they change shows but...they didn't change the info on the all-inclusive map. So over to City Hall I go where I find a fellow behind the counter.
Me: Hi. Did they change the show permanently at the Golden Horseshoe?
Boy: Let's see. (takes out map) The Hill Billies are Mon, Th, Fri Sat & Sun. The Variety show is Tues & Wed.
Me: That wasn't the variety show I just saw. What happened to Dana Daniels?
Boy: I'm sorry you missed her.
Me: Have you ever seen the Variety show?
Boy: No.
Me: Dana is a MAN!
Boy: That's the Entertainment Dept (quick to point the blame elsewhere) Let me give you the address you can write to and maybe get an answer from them. Is that ok?
Me: Sure and I want to fill out a complaint form.
Anybody know what's going on? I'm done venting now. Except this one note...they REALLY need to tell their cast members what the heck goes on in the park.