Sailor Butterfly
08-23-2002, 12:54 AM
1. Try to get through the gates with a unicycle strapped to your back.
2. Have someone take 20 pictures of you with one character. Make sure your camera's flash is completely blinding.
3. Learn to sing "It's a Small World" in every language.
4. Do yoga in a crowded walkway.
5. Freak out at everything you see in the Haunted Mansion.
6. Give one of the princesses a long, passionate kiss on the lips.
7. When you're crossing the bridge in Tarzan's Treehouse, grip the ropes so tightly that your hands bleed. "Test" each plank to be sure that it won't give way beneath you.
8. Park yourself in a high-traffic area and look at your map while holding it upside-down. Talk amongst your party in a thick foreign accent.
9. After playing the "electrocution" game in the Penny Arcade, fall to the floor and shake violently.
10. Get on Indy in the second row, right behind the guy with the steering wheel. "Backseat drive" throughout the ride.
11. Stuff yourself with junk food, then go on one violent ride after another.
12. See the Tiki Room show. Heckle the birds.
13. Go on Space Mountain with one of those crying baby dolls. Drop it off halfway through. See if you make it to the end of the ride before they hit the E-stop.
14. Go up to every CM and ask if they know your friend Bob. Tell them you don't know his last name.
15. Drop a coin in the wishing well and ask a CM to jump in and retrieve it for you.
16. While waiting in a long queue line, start humming a medley of It's a Small World, Baroque Hoedown, Swisskapolka, and The Unbirthday Song.
17. When in the Abe Lincoln show, as soon as the president talks scream "He's alive!!! Run for your lives!!"
18. Tell every CM that it's your unbirthday.
19. Ask the CM at Innoventions why you can't download porn.
20. Whenever you see someone with red hair, start yelling "We wants the Redhead!!" and accost the poor guest.
21. Stand in front of people eating and whine with every bite they take.
22. Offer to show random people your new Mickey Mouse tattoo.
23. Violently hug every character you see and ask them to come home with you.
24. Ask a CM how much Sleeping Beauty's Castle would get on E-bay.
25. Hand the Haunted Mansion CM a relative's death certificate and tell him that their last wish was to be buried there.
26. When you see a kid eating ice cream, ask him if you can have a lick.
27. Point out to people where every accident resulting in serious injury took place.
28. In the pet cemetery on the Haunted Mansion, stand over a grave bawling "I miss Fluffy!"
29. Perform stunts in a wheelchair.
2. Have someone take 20 pictures of you with one character. Make sure your camera's flash is completely blinding.
3. Learn to sing "It's a Small World" in every language.
4. Do yoga in a crowded walkway.
5. Freak out at everything you see in the Haunted Mansion.
6. Give one of the princesses a long, passionate kiss on the lips.
7. When you're crossing the bridge in Tarzan's Treehouse, grip the ropes so tightly that your hands bleed. "Test" each plank to be sure that it won't give way beneath you.
8. Park yourself in a high-traffic area and look at your map while holding it upside-down. Talk amongst your party in a thick foreign accent.
9. After playing the "electrocution" game in the Penny Arcade, fall to the floor and shake violently.
10. Get on Indy in the second row, right behind the guy with the steering wheel. "Backseat drive" throughout the ride.
11. Stuff yourself with junk food, then go on one violent ride after another.
12. See the Tiki Room show. Heckle the birds.
13. Go on Space Mountain with one of those crying baby dolls. Drop it off halfway through. See if you make it to the end of the ride before they hit the E-stop.
14. Go up to every CM and ask if they know your friend Bob. Tell them you don't know his last name.
15. Drop a coin in the wishing well and ask a CM to jump in and retrieve it for you.
16. While waiting in a long queue line, start humming a medley of It's a Small World, Baroque Hoedown, Swisskapolka, and The Unbirthday Song.
17. When in the Abe Lincoln show, as soon as the president talks scream "He's alive!!! Run for your lives!!"
18. Tell every CM that it's your unbirthday.
19. Ask the CM at Innoventions why you can't download porn.
20. Whenever you see someone with red hair, start yelling "We wants the Redhead!!" and accost the poor guest.
21. Stand in front of people eating and whine with every bite they take.
22. Offer to show random people your new Mickey Mouse tattoo.
23. Violently hug every character you see and ask them to come home with you.
24. Ask a CM how much Sleeping Beauty's Castle would get on E-bay.
25. Hand the Haunted Mansion CM a relative's death certificate and tell him that their last wish was to be buried there.
26. When you see a kid eating ice cream, ask him if you can have a lick.
27. Point out to people where every accident resulting in serious injury took place.
28. In the pet cemetery on the Haunted Mansion, stand over a grave bawling "I miss Fluffy!"
29. Perform stunts in a wheelchair.