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Sailor Butterfly
08-23-2002, 12:54 AM
1. Try to get through the gates with a unicycle strapped to your back.
2. Have someone take 20 pictures of you with one character. Make sure your camera's flash is completely blinding.
3. Learn to sing "It's a Small World" in every language.
4. Do yoga in a crowded walkway.
5. Freak out at everything you see in the Haunted Mansion.
6. Give one of the princesses a long, passionate kiss on the lips.
7. When you're crossing the bridge in Tarzan's Treehouse, grip the ropes so tightly that your hands bleed. "Test" each plank to be sure that it won't give way beneath you.
8. Park yourself in a high-traffic area and look at your map while holding it upside-down. Talk amongst your party in a thick foreign accent.
9. After playing the "electrocution" game in the Penny Arcade, fall to the floor and shake violently.
10. Get on Indy in the second row, right behind the guy with the steering wheel. "Backseat drive" throughout the ride.
11. Stuff yourself with junk food, then go on one violent ride after another.
12. See the Tiki Room show. Heckle the birds.
13. Go on Space Mountain with one of those crying baby dolls. Drop it off halfway through. See if you make it to the end of the ride before they hit the E-stop.
14. Go up to every CM and ask if they know your friend Bob. Tell them you don't know his last name.
15. Drop a coin in the wishing well and ask a CM to jump in and retrieve it for you.
16. While waiting in a long queue line, start humming a medley of It's a Small World, Baroque Hoedown, Swisskapolka, and The Unbirthday Song.
17. When in the Abe Lincoln show, as soon as the president talks scream "He's alive!!! Run for your lives!!"
18. Tell every CM that it's your unbirthday.
19. Ask the CM at Innoventions why you can't download porn.
20. Whenever you see someone with red hair, start yelling "We wants the Redhead!!" and accost the poor guest.
21. Stand in front of people eating and whine with every bite they take.
22. Offer to show random people your new Mickey Mouse tattoo.
23. Violently hug every character you see and ask them to come home with you.
24. Ask a CM how much Sleeping Beauty's Castle would get on E-bay.
25. Hand the Haunted Mansion CM a relative's death certificate and tell him that their last wish was to be buried there.
26. When you see a kid eating ice cream, ask him if you can have a lick.
27. Point out to people where every accident resulting in serious injury took place.
28. In the pet cemetery on the Haunted Mansion, stand over a grave bawling "I miss Fluffy!"
29. Perform stunts in a wheelchair.

SzczerbiakManiac
08-23-2002, 08:21 AM
As Stewie Griffin would say:
How deliciously evil! :)

RStar
08-23-2002, 08:27 AM
Some of those are just plain sick, some worry me, but #9 I would do.:D

SB, you are sick. Please seek help.

Not Afraid
08-23-2002, 10:09 AM
20. Whenever you see someone with red hair, start yelling "We wants the Redhead!!" and accost the poor guest.

Oh dear.:rolleyes:

kennyhues
08-23-2002, 11:31 AM
30. Spot the AP doing all the things on this list and point 'em out to security. :D

Rallymonkey23
08-23-2002, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Not Afraid


Oh dear.:rolleyes:

Hehe!! I knew you would have to respond to that one. :)

Krispe
08-23-2002, 02:50 PM
What is up with the wheelchair joke? That is of real bad taste.

RStar
08-23-2002, 03:37 PM
Yes, that's what I thought. Accousting guests (NA excluded;) ) and the such. Like I said, sick. But why is doing tricks in a wheel chair bad humor? My wife is in a wheel chair half the time (I push) and I didn't read anything bad in that. I feel more sorry for the princess that gits a big passionate kiss from some stranger. Or looking at a map upside down and talking with an accent (read- forieners are stupid). And do you think the relitives of (or the people involved in) the serious accidents would appreciate pointing out where those accidents happened. That's really sad. I think missusing a wheelchair pales in comparison. And yet, I can see the humor in this, I'm sure SB meant no harm. Humor (and life) are like that, some one always gets hurt.

Just my two cents......

Krispe
08-23-2002, 04:01 PM
RStar,
I think you and I are reading it in different ways. I have a very good friend that has been in a wheel chair for about 10 years now (paralized from the waist down), so I seem to get defensive. When I read the statement, I read it as a person capable of walking doing the tricks in a wheel chair. So that's how I see it as being sick. Either way the list is of bad taste in my opinion.

krispe

Sailor Butterfly
08-23-2002, 04:10 PM
First of all, yes my boyfriend and I are a bit demented (he helped me with this list), and second.....I really didn't mean anything mean by any of it. :( I was just hoping to spread a little silliness. I'm sorry if you thought I was being cruel. :(

mikala
08-23-2002, 04:42 PM
Hi Sailor,

I think it was funny. As you said silliness, which is ok. We just hope everyone doesn't take it too serious.

:cool:

JCLowesman
08-23-2002, 07:53 PM
:D C'mon now. Lighten up there, folks. The world needs more demented humor. Their list reminds me of things I pulled in college ( back in the pre-PC dark ages - see Primevel World for and example).

This thread holds some promise. Spend some time reading the WDW discussion thread titled "Really dumb question of the day." There is a great example of demented humor put forward by our East Coast family. Let's have some fun and try to shake off that "Left Coast" attitude.

JCLowesman
08-23-2002, 07:57 PM
I may live in Jacksonville, Florida now, but I'm a native Californian and an original Disneyland baby to boot - three weeks old when I attended opening day, so the "Left Coast" comment could cover me, too.

MammaSilva
08-23-2002, 08:02 PM
humor is a 'funny' thing.....it takes all kinds to make the world go round

JCLowesman
08-23-2002, 08:09 PM
Humor can come from both sides if the fence. Here's a case in point:

My late Uncle Peter was director of student relations for Guiding Eyes for the Blind, a mobility school in upstate New York. He once took my family on a tour of the new student facilities there, and was justifiedly proud, since they named the building after him.

He started telling us all about their new rec room as we walked down the hall. We could hear music and singing comming from the other side of the door and looked forward to join the party. He reached out and swung open the double doors on the hall, where there was revealed -

TOTAL DARKNESS

My Dad spoke first, saying, "um. . .that's great Pete. . .um, real nice. . ." and Uncle Peter, realizing the trouble replied "Oh yeah, I forgot how handicapped you sighted folks are." He then snapped on the lights.

Remember, we ALL have our limitations, and the best way to minimize them is to laugh them away.

MammaSilva
08-23-2002, 08:25 PM
http://www.geocities.com/dizdame55/Animation3.gif

mickeyfan199
08-23-2002, 08:46 PM
SB - I love you and DP's ideas! A definte for my next trip to Disneyland! :D

thekirk
08-23-2002, 11:22 PM
Sailor Butterfly, thank you! It made me laugh, when I needed a good laugh. You guys shouldn't take things so seriously either...I mean...common....I can't help but laugh at most of those things. Imagine someone really doing them at the park. Too funny.

Thanks again Sailor Butterfly!

corrinhorn
08-24-2002, 03:16 AM
I found these somewhat amusing... only because I used to do this kind of stuff about 5 years ago... when I was an AP. I was actually reprimanded by security, (real Security, not PR security) for laying down on the ground, in front of the mickey planter at the entrance.
We also used to get a tray from TLT( before it became Club Buzz) and would walk by the vegetables in the planters, picking them as though it was a salad bar(:D man, did we get some strange looks for that...) If somebody questioned us, we would just say dumb stuff like, "Isn't this the salad bar?"

Now that I work for the park...it is just childish...unless you are that age, It just seems like a waste of the day. That is just my opinion, it is the same as pretending you got hit by one of the ODV carts...you aren't the first one to do it, and as amusing as it seems to you, we see it FIFTY times a day (and watch people laugh at themselves for thinking they are so clever)That is what is more amusing...

Just my thoughts

Traci
08-26-2002, 08:53 AM
All I can say is that a "smile" gets you alot further in life than a "frown".

Good show SB!

stinkerbell
08-26-2002, 10:32 AM
Great list, SB, very funny! :) You are creative and twisted at the same time.......

Lacrosse Boy
08-26-2002, 10:37 AM
That's a good list . . . let's think of more

30) Take your trashiest clothes, go to a bathroom, put them on, and walkout, lay down on a bench, and pretned to be a hobo.

I wonder what kind of reactions you would get?:confused: :D