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newhdplayer
08-12-2002, 08:02 PM
A telephone rings in the night.

"Ring, ring"

Voice 1: "Hello"

Voice 2: "Mike? Sorry to bother you at this late hour, but I just had a brilliant idea that you needed to hear about right away!"
You know how we've been getting hammered about our theme park performance, lack of revenue increase, growth and maintenance issues??

Voice 1: "I'm listening."

Voice 2: "Imagine this. No more major maintenance, no more "101's", increased ride capacity, and on top of it all, about a 90% reduction in our total electric consumption! What do you think?"

Voice1: "Get to the point, Paul."

Voice2: "The new experience!. All rides will be turned into walk-through attractions, a la the earliest Pirates concepts. No more balky ride vehicles, no more broken hydraulic hoses, no more resets, no more gates, no more broken ankles. And all the Audio-animatronics will be replaced by plywood cutouts.

And, get this, instead of expensive, electronically lighting effects, every guest will receive a rechargeable flashlight (properly themed, of course) to light their way through the attractions.

What do you think, Mike? Is this a winner, or what?

Voice1: "Good night, Paul."

Ace
08-12-2002, 08:28 PM
tee hee.

rexfarms
08-13-2002, 05:42 PM
Interesting. Sounds like Pre$$ler to me. haha