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07-26-2002, 10:32 PM
Let's say you bump into Mr. Eisner, and tell him 1 sentence about DLR, what would it be?

Mine would be: "You just had to mess with it, it was working fine before." :)

What's yours?

07-26-2002, 10:33 PM
"Find a new creative partner."

07-26-2002, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by MonorailMan
Let's say you bump into Mr. Eisner, and tell him 1 sentence about DLR, what would it be?

If *I* were to bump into Michael, I'd say "Excuse me."

I may also complain that we no longer get free sodas.

07-26-2002, 10:46 PM
when was the last time you have really been in the park and seen what a mess you did....you should have a town meeting with mouseplanet and you would have your park ship shape in weeks

07-26-2002, 10:54 PM
"Can you point me in the direction of Walt's office, please?"

07-26-2002, 11:15 PM
Would I be able to point at something? I'd point at Tomorrowland and say, as politely as possible,


07-26-2002, 11:24 PM
"I'm an Annual Passholder damn it! I pay your salary!"

Uncle Dick
07-26-2002, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by cemeinke
"I'm an Annual Passholder damn it! I pay your salary!"
That's two sentences!

"Hello, sir, are you enjoying your visit to the Disneyland Resort?" would probably be my response. (Hey, it never hurts to suck up to the boss. :D )

07-26-2002, 11:37 PM
Please keep in mind that even though DL is geared towards kids, it is the parents that pay the way.

07-26-2002, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Uncle Dick

That's two sentences!

All right then, "I'm an Annual Passholder damn it; I pay your salary!"

07-26-2002, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by cemeinke

All right then, "I'm an Annual Passholder damn it; I pay your salary!"

Exactally what I was about to reply. glad to see my grammer is correct.

my sentence would be:

Mr. Eisner, when were you planning on giving us replacement attractions for all the ones you removed, new attractions worthy of the Disney name, a compleate paint job of the entire park, a compleate maintence overhaul of the entire park, a quality second gate, and overall anything worthy of the Disney name?

Yes, thats one sentence

07-26-2002, 11:57 PM
"Is this really what Walt would have wanted, Mr. Eisner?"

07-27-2002, 12:29 AM
"Isn't it time you 'moved on to new projects'?" (said in such a way to imply he should relinquish his position)

07-27-2002, 01:20 AM
In the style of a dog, who has messed the rug... I would take him over to Tommorowland, take his face rub it in the mess and say "What did you do, what did you do?!"

07-27-2002, 03:44 AM
I'd ask: "Have you SEEN www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ ?"

....just to see if the big cheese has a sense of humor deep deep down.

Sailor Butterfly
07-27-2002, 05:00 AM
What's up with that lousy "Mickey's Defective School" show, anyway?

07-27-2002, 05:48 AM
" Do you miss Frank as much as we do?"

07-27-2002, 07:09 AM
"Find someone to run Disneyland and Disneyland Resort who actually cares about the place from both an historical perspective and who wants to return it in the future to its rightful place as the crown jewel of the Disney parks."

Gemini Cricket
07-27-2002, 09:24 AM
I'd say:
"Fire yourself."

07-27-2002, 09:30 AM
How about, "Do you know the muffin man?...."

Gemini Cricket
07-27-2002, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by disneyhead
How about, "Do you know the muffin man?...."
lol! :D Excellent! :D :D

07-27-2002, 10:23 AM
"Thank you for all the recent investments, expansions and improvements to the Disneyland Resort."


Sailor Butterfly
07-27-2002, 10:26 AM
"Bring back the parking lot."

(Someone had to say it!)

07-27-2002, 11:08 AM
"Are you proud of the arrogant, insensitive, condescending, narcissist, cronyist, angry, bottom-line, bottom-feeding, anti-creative, anti-Walt, deconstructionist, asset destroying, brand devaluing, nearsighted, short-term, cruel, competitive, intolerant, greedy, cheap, profit-pocketing, take-no-prisoners, scortched-Earth leaving, common wisdom spewing, marketing driven, product dismissive, history ignoring, elitist and just plain mean corporate culture you've cultivated that's brought the company to its knees and clearly defined your legacy?"


"Feed the birds."

07-27-2002, 12:32 PM
(I forgot to add)...spirit-killing, myopic, hostile, inbred, shallow,personal-agendized, inconsiderate, unaware, defensive, self-worshipping, hard-hearted, cold-blooded, mind-numbing, nepotistic, frat-worthy, snooty, snotty, dismissive, slavedriving, consumer-derisive, piggish, employee-indifferent, artist-hating, historic-attraction-shuttering, dishonest, bad-movie-making, synergy-wasting, uncreative, stockholder-blaming, scapegoat finding... (corporate culture at the WDC)