The Real Cinderella
07-10-2007, 11:44 AM
Bored out of my mind at work, I've been exchanging text messages with a friend. I won't give you all the details, (let's just say I'm a bit jealous of a certain princess--she has my career!) but one of his responses said "If you need someone to bust you out of Disneyland jail, I'm your man".
This, of course, led to some hilarious conversation about said jail and the various ways you could get out. For some reason, I imagine this jail to be animated, and imagine that a giant pencil with a good eraser could do the trick. If not, then a portable hole (ala Roger Rabbit) would suffice.
We have a strong suspicion that repeat offenders are locked in It's a Small World ... "Nooo! The singing! Make it stop! I'll be good, I swear!"
So, my question, just to be silly and fun, is how would YOU break out of (the imaginary) Disneyland jail?
This, of course, led to some hilarious conversation about said jail and the various ways you could get out. For some reason, I imagine this jail to be animated, and imagine that a giant pencil with a good eraser could do the trick. If not, then a portable hole (ala Roger Rabbit) would suffice.
We have a strong suspicion that repeat offenders are locked in It's a Small World ... "Nooo! The singing! Make it stop! I'll be good, I swear!"
So, my question, just to be silly and fun, is how would YOU break out of (the imaginary) Disneyland jail?