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gautry
02-01-2002, 01:05 PM
ok these are all in bad taste but funny

east la south central district



drive up shoot it up shoot at you fellow guest who ever kills the most guest and cast members wins

crack man see if you can spot the crap dealer from these people

lapd exhange guest are placed in a building and are talkng to one another a door opens and lapd officers come at them with night sticks. they guest have to get to the exist frist i tehy dont lapd class members talk all they money and throught them in the breading making show at the bay fro 56 hours

beat him up guest beat the crap out of each other until medical attention is needed

shops include

red and blue stuff pick you color and go banging

eatting places

bang bang a place where you bang your food out youself

the coast

surfing guest go into a wave pool and try to surf watch out for sharks and whales

beach rescue
guest resuce othere guest from the surf why wearing a thong

animal explore
small children exlpore marine life unclose including star fish rays and sharks

pan for a sand dollar

think pan for gold at knots berry farm

navy base

guest shoot stabb and jump on a dummies dress as a toads and other evil doers

fly a really f-16 and go on a bombing mission
since the ducks cannt win at the pond thet games are susspend and guest fly the plane and drop bombs on the pond and surronding homes rail stations and freeways trying to stop the angelos from advacing south


dessert
mickey and friends parking deck is cover with sand and heat land are put it guest are stapped into wind skiing gear and told to find there car or die trying.

suck it up
A GUEST FINDS ANOTHER GUEST THAT HE OR SHE LIKES HAVE THE OTHER guest get bitten by rattle snake and than sucks the poisn out of the frist guest

places to eat

the so drink bar

guest are given dry bread with hot pepers and told to clkear there plate drinks are not sold


norridge land

guest have to surrive a 45.56 earth quake if they can they becaome the next ceo of the company