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Morrigoon
05-09-2001, 07:25 PM
Okay, if you were to be buried in the Haunted Mansion graveyard and had one of those funny epitaphs, what would it be?

(EX: Here lies Fred, he once was alive but now he's dead, etc.)

Here's one for me (I may come up with more later):

3 feet down lies Morrigoon
Woulda gone deeper but it rained too soon.

Darling
05-09-2001, 07:44 PM
Submitted for your approval; two of my deliciously morbid creations. :-)


Young Darling was a teacher,
Her pupils she taught,
Though her students were unsharpened
The axe sadly was not.

Darling, O why did you suffer such a cruel brush with fate?
When we got to the river it was already too late.

dgthx
05-09-2001, 10:21 PM
Here lies dgthx. He shouldn't have told his fiance that he slept with his ex!


By the way, this is completely untrue, but I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "x". :p

Gauchograd99
05-09-2001, 11:26 PM
"Gauchograd was on his way to fame, until that brush with an open flame."

"Here lies a man who in his years found life to be great, but like his nightmare's greatest fears was used for tiger bait."

"Never was this man too smart, he walked in front of a golfer's cart."

I know the second one is long and a little out of time, but I still like it a bit. :)

Matterhorn Fan
05-10-2001, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by dgthx
Here lies dgthx. He shouldn't have told his fiance that he slept with his ex!

By the way, this is completely untrue, but I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "x". :p

hex, vex, Tex-Mex . . But I like what you came up with.

oregonzooron
05-10-2001, 05:56 AM
"I told you I was sick!"

or

"This was not in my organizer!"

Doodle Duck
05-10-2001, 08:24 AM
Here lies Doodle
A bit off his noodle
He broke a few rules,
could not abide fools
thus thought Eisner was
evil and brutal.

3894
05-10-2001, 08:49 AM
Until the subs come back,
And rehabs are on track,
Until America Sings,
And you dust those Tiki wings,
Beware the vengeful gore
of the ghost of 3894!

dgthx
05-10-2001, 09:21 AM
Here lies the infamous dgthx
Who rode Pirates of the Caribbean so many times, he became hexed
As he floated past the pirate ship and the gold
He came upon the scene where wenches were being sold
And *Poof* he was magically transformed into the pirate auctioneer
For millions of Disneyland guests to behold

Doodle Duck
05-10-2001, 09:30 AM
???

lisap
05-10-2001, 10:42 AM
Here lies poor Lisa,
In the gloom and the dank;
From the Rivers of America
She mistakenly drank.
:confused:

Mike
05-10-2001, 01:05 PM
Here lies Mike
Who went to his doom
Waiting for an attratcion
In the sub lagoon.

(I'm still convinced they don't wanna ever put anything there for another 50 years ;)

Flubber
05-10-2001, 02:17 PM
Here lied poor Flubber
Was a likable fellow
Some kid ate him up
Thinking he was green jello

or


Gone to the heavens on this 10th day of May
Flubber jumped toward the sky and just flew away

Flub

Matterhorn Fan
05-11-2001, 03:00 AM
Here lies the Matterhorn Fan,
Who rode the bobselds again and again.
She found her death
with the Abominable Snowman.

Rick
05-11-2001, 02:00 PM
This
Space
For
Rent
(poetry's not my thing, okay?)

Largent81
05-11-2001, 11:27 PM
Here lies Largent81
who is not a man,
she went nuts and ran off a cliff screaming,
"I am not a football fan!!!"

(However, my hubby is related to Steve Largent):D

SemiSweet
05-12-2001, 11:15 PM
Here at rest lies SemiSweet...
Too much chocolate she did eat!

ODV CM
05-13-2001, 09:12 AM
It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Rick
06-21-2001, 06:58 PM
YOUNG RICK WAS SITTING BY THE SEWER
AND BY THE SEWER HE DIED
THEY TOOK HIM TO HIS FUNERAL...
AND THEY CALLED HIM SEWER-SIDE!

Mr D
06-21-2001, 07:08 PM
Pineapple chunks and Anchovies:)

Mandrake Linux
06-21-2001, 09:37 PM
AC/DC died while listening to rock
He did not know, that it was the album electric shock
He also liked semisweet tea
To go along with his music therapy
Now see what happens when you download mp3s for free?

Morrigoon
06-21-2001, 10:03 PM
Here lies crazy old Morrigoon
whose brain ran away (like the Mickey cartoon)

Here lies Morri, flat and crushed
Buried under a mountain of plush

Off the dock into the Rivers' flow
Hypnotized by spinning glow

Alonzo_Hawk
06-23-2001, 12:36 PM
Here lies the body of Alonzo Hawk
Died at the age where he stopped being able to walk
For 15 years he kept his Virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity

Largent81
02-07-2002, 02:45 AM
Ok, sorry but had to dig this one up. It's one of the best oldie but goodies.

Uncle Dick
02-07-2002, 02:58 AM
There once was a young man named Dick.
One sad day he became very sick.
Doctors tried and they tried
But soon after he died
His life was snuffed out like a wick.

If only more things rimed with "Dick". :(