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zapppop
05-06-2001, 12:06 PM
" WELCOME TO A LAND WHERE THE FUN DOESN'T STOP:
WE HAVE 6 REAL RIDES AND 400 GIFT SHOPS. " :D

pheneix
05-06-2001, 03:23 PM
I remember that show! Wasn't that the mini-series on Tiny Toons? (If you don't remember, this show was a spin-off of Bugs Bunny and gang. It aired in the early 90's.) I used to love that show!

Pheneix

3894
05-06-2001, 05:03 PM
In the '80s, the state of Iowa held a slogan contest and basically pulled the plug when the best suggestion turned out to be:

IOWA, GATEWAY TO NEBRASKA

In that spirit, I propose

DCA, GATEWAY TO SUPERSTAR LIMO

pheneix
05-06-2001, 06:11 PM
And now a few slogans:

"DCA: Restaruants are attractions too!"

"DCA: Where even rehabs are fun!"

"DCA: More fun than a Firestone tire!"

"DCA: Why would you want to ride when you can SHOP!"

Pheneix

Gauchograd99
05-06-2001, 08:44 PM
How about these for the Park:

"DCA: The Guests are always talking about it."
"DCA: The party never stops" <-- never starts, so that is accurate. :)
"DCA: Don't worry, there's plenty of space to walk around"
"DCA: An adventure in only 60 minutes"

rob
05-06-2001, 08:50 PM
The slogan I heard at the park today:
DCA, the $1.4 billion fastpass for Disneyland.

Morrigoon
05-06-2001, 10:16 PM
DCA: We're never going to admit we screwed up, so DEAL with it. (Oh, and just leave all your money at the gate... thank you)

DisLee
05-06-2001, 10:30 PM
DCA: no lines and wide open spaces... :rolleyes:

I think it's hilarious that people say it's a great park because nobody goes there. Sounds like one of those Yoggi Berra non-sensical statements.

AK Wolf
05-07-2001, 01:40 AM
"DCA: Because your local mall doesn't carry merchandise like this!"

"DCA: C'mon... would you really rather have a parking lot?"

"DCA: Now with smaller crowds - for your enjoyment!"

"DCA: Carinval rides, exhibits, attractions,... ah, you say tomato, I say tomato."

"DCA: The best idea since 'New Coke!'"

"DCA: Please? My boss is watching."

"DCA: Pardon our lack of theming in this area while we Imagineer a new parking lot, opening in 2002!"

"DCA: Dammit, people, this thing isn't going to pay for itself!"

"DCA: And to think... you people were bitching about the lack of upkeep in Disneyland. Looks pretty good to you now, doesn't it?"

"DCA: Because you would have just wasted that $43 on crap, anyways."

"DCA: We'll have the auto-apologizing audio-animatronic of Ray Gomez set up in the plaza any day now, we promise!"

"DCA: Hey, at least we're not as bad as... um... give me a moment..."

Rick
05-07-2001, 06:27 AM
DCA: Pressler will do better this time
DCA: It's just like the new tommorowland

dgthx
05-07-2001, 06:34 AM
"If you love California, but you hate how overcrowd it is, then come to DCA where you'll never have to worry about crowds again!"

Haldwitten
05-07-2001, 12:00 PM
DCA: Escape to where you already live.

DCA: Still coming soon - FUN!

DCA: More thrills than having the flu.

DCA: Remember when we were called Opryland?

DCA: Gotcha!

DCA: The weather's good now... we promise.

DCA: It's a BEAR... not a wolf.

DCA: A park only an accountant would love.

DCA: It only looks cheap... really.

DCA: We think there's excitement somewhere... over... there.... check there.

DCA: Please... we're running out of excuses.

DCA: We didn't get invited to prom either.

blusilva
05-07-2001, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Haldwitten
DCA: Escape to where you already live.


Bwahahahahaha! That's it for me. The winner and new slogan!

blusilva

merlinjones
05-07-2001, 02:28 PM
"Look to the name Walt Disney for the most efficiently planned, high yield product in the family entertainment marketplace."

Disney Tom
05-08-2001, 07:47 AM
How about these slogans:


DCA - "The trees in this park don't fall on you?"

DCA - "Where Knott's Berry Farm meets Universal Studios meets a church carnival"

DCA - "Because Walt isn't around to stop it"

DCA - "Again folks, it's DCA, not DOA"

DCA - "Where old parades nevery die, they just "glow away forever", well until we recycle them again"

DCA - "Attractions? We don't need no stinking attractions?"

DCA - "Because the producers of the Simpsons needed fodder for the next two seasons"

DCA - "All the slow-loading rides you'd expect, and less"

DCA - "Tortillas are attractions too"

DCA - "Come for the attractions, stay for the shops"

DCA - "Our park provides as much value as your dot-com stock options"

DCA - "The 3-D movie park"

DCA - "You just don't know how much fun climbing on tractors can be"

DCA - "Remember on Dallas when Bobby stepped out of the shower and entire season before never happneded? Well, we can't do that, we can't get rid of this thing, just please visit"

DCA - "Now serving "humble pie"

DCA - "From the budgetary and creative minds that brought you Journey Into Your Imagination?

DCA - "A theme park that rivals our feature motion pictrure product of the late 80's and early 90's" - (Remember - "The Distinguished Gentleman" "A Stranger Among Us" and "Straight Talk")

zapppop
05-08-2001, 03:11 PM
From the people who brought you
Light Magic, The Rocket Rods, and 102 Dalmatians ;

Disney's California Adventure



DCA : We're In California :D

DCA : Where The Magic Ends

DCA : Shop Till You Drop :cool:

DCA : A Whole New Theme Park ( As Soon As We Finish )

Mike
05-08-2001, 08:56 PM
Sadly, I remember that song used in the original post...

Happy World Land, Happy World Land!
Where the fun never stops at only eighty bucks a pop
At beautiful Happy World Land
(tune changes)
Welcome to a land where the fun doesn't stop
We have six thrill rides and four hundred gift shoppes
The smiles are always rosy, the sky is always blue
This is Happy World Land where all your dreams come true

As is required for every Disneyland parody, the parking lot was HUUUUUUGE, and the tourists stepped in, looked at it, and then went home without going on anything. ^^;

AVP
05-08-2001, 10:13 PM
Since I'm one of the MP people who actually likes most of DCA, I'm sure I'll be flamed out of existence for this one. But the new "Disneyland Where the Magic Began" slogan really strikes me as... well, unfinished.
I think it should read:

"Disneyland - Where the Magic Began" (Unlike DCA, where the Magic was taken out to the parking lot and buried under a tortilla factory)

Adrienne VP

Dufus
05-08-2001, 10:57 PM
"Here, you leave the world of today, and enter the world of ... well, today, budgets, and tomorrow (unfortunately)"

merlinjones
05-08-2001, 11:38 PM
DCA: Spiel the Magic!

winniepooh
05-09-2001, 04:40 AM
DCA: We are Not overpriced... just exclusive.

zapppop
05-09-2001, 10:53 AM
Adrienne VP:

Disneyland: where the magic began

DCA : where the magic ended


:D

SimpTwister
05-09-2001, 01:11 PM
OK, I'm gonna give this a twist:

"Knott's Berry Farm: The *real* California Adventure!"


-Simp

Matterhorn Fan
05-09-2001, 02:00 PM
"Coming soon to DCA: Disneyland Land!"

zapppop
05-09-2001, 03:31 PM
DCA: If you thought Euro Disneyland had problems, come see us

DCA: Because you're tired of going on rides

DCA: Oh, come on ! My last paycheck bounced !

DCA: If you'd built a theme park, we'd come see it.