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merlinjones
04-15-2004, 02:41 PM
The Perfect CEO
By Jane and Michael Banks

We do so want to get on with the new CEO. That's why we wrote this advertisement.

Wanted: CEO for a national institution:

If you want this choice position,
Have a cheery long-term vision.
Invest in rides,
Resorts,
Cartoons,
Not sports.

Fund family films,
Avoid the seedy.
Be very shrewd,
But not too greedy.

Seldom make sequels,
Dream new works.
Take risks,
Not perqs.

Never be cross or cruel,
Or micromanage.
Obey the golden rule.
Think legacy and not re-brand-ing,
Don't listen to stra-te-gic plan-ning.

If you won't close down animation,
In adding to your compensation...
We won't write exhaustive lists of all your faults,
Withhold half your votes,
Or compare your work to Walt's.

Hurry, CEO,
Many thanks,
Sincerely,

Jane and Michael Banks

http://www.savedisney.com

Disney Vault
04-15-2004, 04:47 PM
Perfect description

PapiBear
04-30-2004, 09:39 AM
So, they're writing poems about you now, eh, Merlin? :)

merlinjones
04-30-2004, 10:21 AM
Winds in East,
Mist comin' in,
Like something is brewin' and about to begin.

Can't put my finger on what lies in store,
But I think what will happen has all happened before...

wendybeth
04-30-2004, 07:01 PM
And not a moment too soon. Euro Disney is going under, and the WDC stock closed at $23.03 today. :rolleyes: