Darkbeer
02-06-2004, 02:15 AM
OK, folks, since DCA's anniversary is Sunday (2/8/01), I have decided to "tape this in front of a live audience"... for airing on Sunday live, just before the Grammy awards (which will be "slightly" taped delayed anyways ;)
Time for Darkbeer's Top Twenty List.....
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Tonight's topic, the top 20 nicknames for Disney's California Adventure (with thanks from the LaughingPlace.com thread and all those who came up with a nickname...)
http://www.laughingplace.com/default.asp?WCI=MsgBoard&WCE=T-6013-P-26&Refresh=0206025240
Number 20 - DOA = Dead On Arrival... in honor of the original nickname given by the DLR CM's for the park back when it first opened in February of 2001, thanks to Westsider for starting this topic :)
Number 19 - Disney Coddles Accountineers - a name posted by Galaxie 500, whom we all miss...
Number 18 - Don't Create Another
Number 17 - Disney's Carney Amusements
Number 16 - Eisner's Folly - In honor of SaveDisney.com
Number 15 - Dirt Cheap Attractions
Number 14 - Dull Carnival Ahead
Number 13 - Disappointing Creative Attempt
Number 12 - BRL = Budget Ride Land
Number 11 - Dormant Cheap Amusements
And before we reveal the Top 10, here is a word from our sponsors...
>> Planning to visit DCA when Stupid Star Lame-o reopens, don't forget, the Cove Bar is open (well 3 days a week, from 2:30 to 8 PM)... before going to SSL, make sure and stop by for an attitude adjustment, now serving 7 different types of Karl Strauss beer, plus wonderful cocktails, including some awesome Martini's...) there is nothing like riding SSL with a Buzz (oops, wrong ride, that opens in Tommorrowland in 2005)... lets just say that seeing some has-been stars is better AFTER a visit to the Cove Bar... :)
And WELCOME BACK.... time for the second half of the Top 20 list...
Number 10 - YMCA = Yucky Miserly Cheap Area, in honor of the "music" series in 2002 ;)
Number 9 - D'oh California AWFUL!
Number 8 - BLS = Blue Light Special
Number 7 - Disastrous Creative Attempt
Number 6 - Doesn't Attract Californians
Number 5 - ECCA = Eisner's Cheap California Adventure
Number 4 - Disney's Corporate Arrogance
Number 3 - Decidedly Crummy Attractions
Number 2 - Discounts Create Attendance
And the Number 1 DCA Nickname...
DUMB = Disney's Universal Mountain Berry Park
Thank you all for tuning in, and enjoy the Grammy's
(Watch out for those Sunburst symbols.... ;)
Time for Darkbeer's Top Twenty List.....
(insert music and graphics...)
Tonight's topic, the top 20 nicknames for Disney's California Adventure (with thanks from the LaughingPlace.com thread and all those who came up with a nickname...)
http://www.laughingplace.com/default.asp?WCI=MsgBoard&WCE=T-6013-P-26&Refresh=0206025240
Number 20 - DOA = Dead On Arrival... in honor of the original nickname given by the DLR CM's for the park back when it first opened in February of 2001, thanks to Westsider for starting this topic :)
Number 19 - Disney Coddles Accountineers - a name posted by Galaxie 500, whom we all miss...
Number 18 - Don't Create Another
Number 17 - Disney's Carney Amusements
Number 16 - Eisner's Folly - In honor of SaveDisney.com
Number 15 - Dirt Cheap Attractions
Number 14 - Dull Carnival Ahead
Number 13 - Disappointing Creative Attempt
Number 12 - BRL = Budget Ride Land
Number 11 - Dormant Cheap Amusements
And before we reveal the Top 10, here is a word from our sponsors...
>> Planning to visit DCA when Stupid Star Lame-o reopens, don't forget, the Cove Bar is open (well 3 days a week, from 2:30 to 8 PM)... before going to SSL, make sure and stop by for an attitude adjustment, now serving 7 different types of Karl Strauss beer, plus wonderful cocktails, including some awesome Martini's...) there is nothing like riding SSL with a Buzz (oops, wrong ride, that opens in Tommorrowland in 2005)... lets just say that seeing some has-been stars is better AFTER a visit to the Cove Bar... :)
And WELCOME BACK.... time for the second half of the Top 20 list...
Number 10 - YMCA = Yucky Miserly Cheap Area, in honor of the "music" series in 2002 ;)
Number 9 - D'oh California AWFUL!
Number 8 - BLS = Blue Light Special
Number 7 - Disastrous Creative Attempt
Number 6 - Doesn't Attract Californians
Number 5 - ECCA = Eisner's Cheap California Adventure
Number 4 - Disney's Corporate Arrogance
Number 3 - Decidedly Crummy Attractions
Number 2 - Discounts Create Attendance
And the Number 1 DCA Nickname...
DUMB = Disney's Universal Mountain Berry Park
Thank you all for tuning in, and enjoy the Grammy's
(Watch out for those Sunburst symbols.... ;)