jcruise86
10-24-2012, 03:37 PM
So for 2013 we're stuck with a name worthy of pink, birthday-caked castles:
LIMITED TIME MAGIC.
Now what slogan might they use for 2014's promotion?
Maybe. . .
"We put the vile in privilege!"
"It's a RISCy world after all." (Rasulo, Iger, Staggs, Crofton)
Where RISCy means playing it safe."
"We put the FU in fun!" (Stolen from Ed Alonzo)
"Welcome! Spend! Get out!"
"We're Disneyland. Whatya gonna do 'bout it? Nothin'? We thought so!"
"See the abandoned Peoplemover track before it goes away. . .FOREVER! Just kidding, it's never going away!"
"Eisnerland! Presslerland! Kalogridisland! Disneyland! Which one of these doesn't belong?"
Walt's rappin' and rockin' and rollin' in his grave!"
"Magic for a price!"
or "Who says you can't buy magic?"
or "Magic: it's just as close as your wallet!"
"Walt's dead. Get over it."
"Spend $100 or we'll kill the mouse. And his little dog too!"
"Not enough time for your kids? We'll make up for it."
"Wonder of magic 2014 fantasy!"
"Disneyland, d#mn it!"
"Magical wonder fantasy awaits!"
"Magical wonder fantasy dreams await!"
"Magical wonderful fantastical dream memories await!"
"Where magicash & dream dollars buy the things money just can't buy!"
"Where else you gonna go? The beach, mountains, museums, Knotts, Washington, D.C.? Yeah, right!"
"The magical convenience of identical stores!"
"It's a Mall World" (stolen from Mr. Wiggins)
"For the upper-class kid in everyone!"
"Let us make you happy, unless you're poor."
"You can't get enough! Bwah, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaa!"
"Can you put a price tag on happiness? We say yes!" (stolen from SCTV)
"The Muppets, Pixar & Marvel? See whom we'll buy next!"
"Pure imagination! Yup, we just bought that too!"
"Money CAN buy you love."
"Delicious food? We've got the carts to prove it!"
"Will your grandkids love you for you or just for taking them? Who cares?!"
"See the Dapper Dan Boy Band & the Hip Hop Mariachi Divas!"
"Where St. Patrick's Day, Boxing Day, and Cinco de Mayo are all worthy of separate admission parties!"
"If you don't visit, we'll change the Haunted Mansion into Superstar Limo"
"LIMITED TIME MAGIC: EXTENDED INDEFINITELY BY POPULAR DEMAND!"
Or as Bronco21 put it: "EVEN MORE LIMITED MAGIC!"
--Tom Sinsky
For more fun (in the 80s!) Google or Youtube "Funny Language Course"
LIMITED TIME MAGIC.
Now what slogan might they use for 2014's promotion?
Maybe. . .
"We put the vile in privilege!"
"It's a RISCy world after all." (Rasulo, Iger, Staggs, Crofton)
Where RISCy means playing it safe."
"We put the FU in fun!" (Stolen from Ed Alonzo)
"Welcome! Spend! Get out!"
"We're Disneyland. Whatya gonna do 'bout it? Nothin'? We thought so!"
"See the abandoned Peoplemover track before it goes away. . .FOREVER! Just kidding, it's never going away!"
"Eisnerland! Presslerland! Kalogridisland! Disneyland! Which one of these doesn't belong?"
Walt's rappin' and rockin' and rollin' in his grave!"
"Magic for a price!"
or "Who says you can't buy magic?"
or "Magic: it's just as close as your wallet!"
"Walt's dead. Get over it."
"Spend $100 or we'll kill the mouse. And his little dog too!"
"Not enough time for your kids? We'll make up for it."
"Wonder of magic 2014 fantasy!"
"Disneyland, d#mn it!"
"Magical wonder fantasy awaits!"
"Magical wonder fantasy dreams await!"
"Magical wonderful fantastical dream memories await!"
"Where magicash & dream dollars buy the things money just can't buy!"
"Where else you gonna go? The beach, mountains, museums, Knotts, Washington, D.C.? Yeah, right!"
"The magical convenience of identical stores!"
"It's a Mall World" (stolen from Mr. Wiggins)
"For the upper-class kid in everyone!"
"Let us make you happy, unless you're poor."
"You can't get enough! Bwah, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaa!"
"Can you put a price tag on happiness? We say yes!" (stolen from SCTV)
"The Muppets, Pixar & Marvel? See whom we'll buy next!"
"Pure imagination! Yup, we just bought that too!"
"Money CAN buy you love."
"Delicious food? We've got the carts to prove it!"
"Will your grandkids love you for you or just for taking them? Who cares?!"
"See the Dapper Dan Boy Band & the Hip Hop Mariachi Divas!"
"Where St. Patrick's Day, Boxing Day, and Cinco de Mayo are all worthy of separate admission parties!"
"If you don't visit, we'll change the Haunted Mansion into Superstar Limo"
"LIMITED TIME MAGIC: EXTENDED INDEFINITELY BY POPULAR DEMAND!"
Or as Bronco21 put it: "EVEN MORE LIMITED MAGIC!"
--Tom Sinsky
For more fun (in the 80s!) Google or Youtube "Funny Language Course"