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jcruise86
10-24-2012, 03:37 PM
So for 2013 we're stuck with a name worthy of pink, birthday-caked castles:
LIMITED TIME MAGIC.


Now what slogan might they use for 2014's promotion?

Maybe. . .

"We put the vile in privilege!"

"It's a RISCy world after all." (Rasulo, Iger, Staggs, Crofton)

Where RISCy means playing it safe."

"We put the FU in fun!" (Stolen from Ed Alonzo)

"Welcome! Spend! Get out!"

"We're Disneyland. Whatya gonna do 'bout it? Nothin'? We thought so!"

"See the abandoned Peoplemover track before it goes away. . .FOREVER! Just kidding, it's never going away!"

"Eisnerland! Presslerland! Kalogridisland! Disneyland! Which one of these doesn't belong?"

Walt's rappin' and rockin' and rollin' in his grave!"

"Magic for a price!"

or "Who says you can't buy magic?"

or "Magic: it's just as close as your wallet!"

"Walt's dead. Get over it."

"Spend $100 or we'll kill the mouse. And his little dog too!"

"Not enough time for your kids? We'll make up for it."

"Wonder of magic 2014 fantasy!"

"Disneyland, d#mn it!"

"Magical wonder fantasy awaits!"

"Magical wonder fantasy dreams await!"

"Magical wonderful fantastical dream memories await!"

"Where magicash & dream dollars buy the things money just can't buy!"

"Where else you gonna go? The beach, mountains, museums, Knotts, Washington, D.C.? Yeah, right!"

"The magical convenience of identical stores!"

"It's a Mall World" (stolen from Mr. Wiggins)

"For the upper-class kid in everyone!"

"Let us make you happy, unless you're poor."

"You can't get enough! Bwah, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaa!"

"Can you put a price tag on happiness? We say yes!" (stolen from SCTV)

"The Muppets, Pixar & Marvel? See whom we'll buy next!"

"Pure imagination! Yup, we just bought that too!"

"Money CAN buy you love."

"Delicious food? We've got the carts to prove it!"

"Will your grandkids love you for you or just for taking them? Who cares?!"

"See the Dapper Dan Boy Band & the Hip Hop Mariachi Divas!"

"Where St. Patrick's Day, Boxing Day, and Cinco de Mayo are all worthy of separate admission parties!"

"If you don't visit, we'll change the Haunted Mansion into Superstar Limo"

"LIMITED TIME MAGIC: EXTENDED INDEFINITELY BY POPULAR DEMAND!"

Or as Bronco21 put it: "EVEN MORE LIMITED MAGIC!"



--Tom Sinsky




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oregontraveler
10-24-2012, 04:29 PM
2014: the year of the loop

ThatCrazyRedhead
10-24-2012, 05:01 PM
Hahahahaha!!! I'm falling off my chair, jcruise86! Except it is really sad that I completely agree with your sentiment. (I hope that makes sense. My brain has taken off for the day.)

Sleeping Beauty's mom
10-24-2012, 07:48 PM
---"Welcome! Spend! Get out!"----

My vote goes for this one :)

Drince88
10-25-2012, 04:47 AM
Did you come up with all of those? That's a really long list!

olegc
10-25-2012, 07:47 AM
no - they'll just start adding additional fees like the airlines. Lid with that drink? fee. Talk to a live ticket seller? fee. Bag for your merchandise? fee. certain table seating? fee. Large group on a single ride? fee.....

heatherya
10-25-2012, 08:01 AM
That gave me a great laugh :). And they're all true...I'll still go lol

codewoman
10-25-2012, 09:14 AM
I liked the FU in fun one.

jcruise86
10-25-2012, 02:38 PM
Did you come up with all of those? That's a really long list!
Thanks! Here are some more:

"Hey upper-middle class kids of all ages! In 2014 Disneyland's rockin' & rappin' it old school!"

"On one randomly selected day in 2014 we'll reveal what the he-l Goofy is!"

"Hey group that boycotted us, trying to stop us from offering benefits
to gay employees in our company, welcome! Seriously, welcome!":):)

"Check out our new Rappin' & Rockin' Small World!"

"A Mary & Linda Blair Halloween"

"Disneyland. Word."

"Disneyland
^This."

"Dunking booth with Eisner, Pressler and other favorite suits past & present!" [Actually, I'd go for that.]

"If you don't visit, we'll change the Haunted Mansion into Superstar Limo, now with Reality Stars!"

WITron
10-26-2012, 06:03 AM
I think Lite Magic would be a good one also.

ThatCrazyRedhead
10-26-2012, 08:42 AM
How about "Disneyland: Still cheaper than actual therapy."

potzbie
10-26-2012, 11:43 PM
Variations:

• "Disneyland. Deal with it."

• "Yeah, I'm George Kalogridis. You talkin' to me, YOU talkin' to ME??"

Pirate Girl
10-31-2012, 10:25 PM
Well this is depressing!

jcruise86
11-11-2012, 11:54 AM
Well this is depressing!
Not really. "Limited Time Magic" is just a bad name for a one-year promotion. The Golden Horseshoe Review will return for a month!
And there might be other cool surprises. (Please build a temporary 360 Circlevision Theater so show restored 360 Circlevision classics "America the Beautiful" and "Magic Carpet 'Round the World" while creating new, different 3D Circlevision tours of America, the world, and the Milky Way galaxy.)

So don't be depressed. I just posted a thread, "Let us now praise DCA": http://mousepad.mouseplanet.com/showthread.php?190498-Let-us-now-praise-DCA
and I think that at this time the Disneyland Resort is the most wonderful man-made place in the history of Earth. (WDW in the 70s and early 80s and Tokyo Disneyland: you're right up there too.)

Under Matt Ouimet, Disneyland once again became amazing for its 50th anniversary, and it's been improving ever since.

Now about Tomorrowland. . .