mhrc4
03-31-2003, 06:00 AM
Okay, we hit up the crazy park known as the Busiest place on earth this sunday, and one of the few rides without a 2 hour line, was Jungle Cruise, one of my personal favorites...thankfully, we had a guide that was probably one of the funniest I have heard in a long time.... so good, we were quoting him all day..
"yes, its true, 6 years of High school and you too, can be a Jungle Cruise tour guide"
"Disneyland, its not just a job, its a second chance"
"And on your left, you will see nothing!!, take a picture, show your friends"
"so this ends your journey, just remember to go have fun in the biggst human trap ever built by a mouse"
I think a few of those rang more true because 3 of the 5 in our group had worked at th epark before, and the other 2 of us have been APs for 3 and 7 years....
Sooooo..... Whats your favorite line from a Jungle Cruise Guide?
"yes, its true, 6 years of High school and you too, can be a Jungle Cruise tour guide"
"Disneyland, its not just a job, its a second chance"
"And on your left, you will see nothing!!, take a picture, show your friends"
"so this ends your journey, just remember to go have fun in the biggst human trap ever built by a mouse"
I think a few of those rang more true because 3 of the 5 in our group had worked at th epark before, and the other 2 of us have been APs for 3 and 7 years....
Sooooo..... Whats your favorite line from a Jungle Cruise Guide?