View Full Version : Jungle Cruise Jokes: Return of Danger!
MonorailMan
03-18-2003, 07:54 PM
Any new JC jokes to share?
My new favorite is the "Ya know, people always ask me where the danger is.", then he point/flashes his light, to that cargo next to Indiana Jones(where it says "DANGER!"), "It's right over there".
Also, a "sub"dude joke, "If you had a nice time, I'm {CM} on the Jungle Cruise. If not, then I'm Jason from the fully open Submarine Voyage!" (Heard it on Sunday!)
rexfarms
03-18-2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by MonorailMan
Also, a "sub"dude joke, "If you had a nice time, I'm {CM} on the Jungle Cruise. If not, then I'm Jason from the fully open Submarine Voyage!" (Heard it on Sunday!)
Thats not really a new one, its changed a little but not that new. Still funny though. :)
Laffite
03-18-2003, 08:42 PM
teehee. I wonder how long it'll take for the sub to become an underwater version of jungle cruise? Turn off that speil and let the CM take it away :cool:
stitcher
03-18-2003, 09:53 PM
Oooh! Oooooh! Pleeeeaaassssse!
:~D :~D :~D
Durliin
03-19-2003, 04:21 AM
I remember going on the Subs a few tiemsand getting the Jungle Cruise treatment it was quite funny.....
stitcher
03-19-2003, 07:15 AM
I never went on the subs (at least I don't remember). :crying:
I know some JC skippers who would probably love to have a chance at doing a "Submarine Spiel"
hbquikcomjamesl
03-19-2003, 07:25 AM
Funny, I don't remember any "cornball" version of the subs.
101 in the hippo pool
03-19-2003, 01:06 PM
*cough* (http://weebledetelli.tripod.com/hijinksinthemousehouse)
rexfarms
03-19-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by 101_in_the_hippo_pool
*cough* (http://weebledetelli.tripod.com/hijinksinthemousehouse)
LOL
jslivinski
03-28-2003, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by 101_in_the_hippo_pool
*cough* (http://weebledetelli.tripod.com/hijinksinthemousehouse) You should take something for that cough.:D
DisneyFan25863
03-28-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by jslivinski
You should take something for that cough.:D
Really :D
I remember getting the JC treatment when I was about 4. All I remember though is when we went past the squid, he said "And here is the world famous plastic thing that resides in this her lagoon."
:D
rexfarms
03-28-2003, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by DisneyFan25863
Really :D
I remember getting the JC treatment when I was about 4. All I remember though is when we went past the squid, he said "And here is the world famous plastic thing that resides in this her lagoon."
:D
A squid in the Jungle?:confused:
Originally posted by rexfarms
A squid in the Jungle?:confused:
I think he's talking about getting a JC-like spiel on the subs.
rexfarms
03-28-2003, 06:13 PM
lol I see, I didnt even realize the above statment about JC speils on the Subs. Genius me.