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PrinceCharming
02-16-2009, 11:36 PM
I've been wondering lately how Disney is going to accommodate the widening population. Some of those rides aren't so comfortable for normal people, much less for those of us who really love corn syrup and fried twinkies.
The Prince is of the opinion that there should be a body mass index device at the gates and everyone with the appropriate numbers should get a Segway or a scooter and some kind of seat extender for the rides like Space Mountain.
Maybe there could be a whole new segment of the park for us jollier people with healthier appetites who hate healthy food...what should we call it? Plumpyland? No, that's just insulting. Hmm, any good ideas? I'm going to fry me up a twinkie and think about it.
And when can we have an all adult night? I'm sick of those kids everywhere...all tiny and screaming and whatnot.

Drince88
02-17-2009, 02:41 AM
If anyone would like to discuss dealing with being overweight at Disneyland, please use this existing thread. (http://mousepad.mouseplanet.com/showthread.php?t=124409)