After ravaging the classic spiels of such beloved Disneyland attractions as the Haunted Mansion and Big Thunder Mountain Railroad (and causing general annoyance on the previously spiel-less Splash Mountain), the bilingual spiel virus, believed to be the spawn of some unholy union between it's a small world and the Matterhorn, has attacked Space Mountain, rendering the original spiel completely mute.
That's right, the friendly male voice from "Flight Safety" no longer informs "Space Shuttle" about the importance of keeping one's "hands on the handrail or inside the vehicle and remain[ing] seated while in motion.", nor does "Flight Safety" affirmingly note that the aforementioned "Space Shuttle" is "Cleared for launch."
Instead, some impostor prattles on about hands and arms and watching your children before breaking into a little espaol. Will the madness ever end? Or will the seemingly unstoppable spiel virus infect the remainder of the park with reckless abandon? Stay tuned