Well, as a common Single Rider for Splash Mountain, I have many a story to tell.
As you know I am very evil, and commonly "ruin our famly photo". A family of 4 loaded into a log, and I was standing in the Single Rider line. After gleeful crossing the bridge, I now had to deal with the rudest family ever. After being assigned to "row 3", the back seat, this family proceded to tell me, as I tryed to board the log, that, "I think he said wait for the next boat". However, the CM quckly told them, that I was sitting in that seat. Well, now, this family was, accoring to the mother, "annoyed". The whole trip, they talked about how they waited in an Hour line, just to get a photo. I just ingored them, and kept singing. However, in the laughing place, they asked me, "Is it possible for you to bend down, you know, to make the seat empty?". I was steamed. However, I did not reply, and gave a small, evil like smirk. As we approched the drop, at the top, I leaned back, into my seat, as she quickly glanced over, to see that I was down. The moment she turned around, I raised my hands, and gave a very blank look. Then, I quickly ducked back into my seat, as we went through the steam, and she looked around, just to check. So, after exiting, I quickly rushed to the front, and waited in the corner, to see their reaction. She was steamed. After all, how dare I, a person who didn't have to ride, ruin their famly photo. Quickly, she spotted me, in the corner, and rushed to the CM, who was walking to the ride. She explained herself, and the CM gave her a very bland responce, with out any real solution. As they steamed out, she came to me, through the exit, and procded to scold me. I stopped, turned around, and replyed, "Next time, use FastPass.", and made a run for it. Where's an international hand signal, when I need one."
Don't mess with MonorailMan.
More to come.