gautry
02-27-2002, 07:46 AM
This is meant to be funny and a an times a little crazy
c Harris announced today new ride restain system at dlr do to a rise in parent neglect when at the resort
the attractions include
Great Moment with Mr Linclon one nevers know when you can fall out of the seats after the cannon goes off
the hungery bear never know when a kid may fall into rivers of america when parents take to long feeding themselves
the rocket rode line area tomarrow land has to have something that works to make sure people dont fall asleep when they are waiting for the rods to reopen
the people mover when it comes back so suzie with not have he lips around jonnies little buddy
the subs so people will not be able to see the animals in the attraction
tea cups seat belts and a lock on the spinning mechanism
mark twain so people dont stand why it is moving
innovations on the moving platform that way people wont get hurt on th eye popping speed of the movement
autopia better seat belts and pervent you from bumping the car ahead of you
space moutain full body casts
the trams buy the trams like universal studios has for the tran ride that way no one will fall out or jump off the tram
monorail seat belts dont want people necking on the monorail at night do we
small world same concept as potc
Train people can jump off and get hurt
horseless carriage the horse carriage the omibus and fire engine
seatbelts
seatbelts on goldren dreams will prevent people from falling asleep during the ride
DCA fly paper all over the park so people wont leave and never come back
remember these are all jokes
please add some of your own
c Harris announced today new ride restain system at dlr do to a rise in parent neglect when at the resort
the attractions include
Great Moment with Mr Linclon one nevers know when you can fall out of the seats after the cannon goes off
the hungery bear never know when a kid may fall into rivers of america when parents take to long feeding themselves
the rocket rode line area tomarrow land has to have something that works to make sure people dont fall asleep when they are waiting for the rods to reopen
the people mover when it comes back so suzie with not have he lips around jonnies little buddy
the subs so people will not be able to see the animals in the attraction
tea cups seat belts and a lock on the spinning mechanism
mark twain so people dont stand why it is moving
innovations on the moving platform that way people wont get hurt on th eye popping speed of the movement
autopia better seat belts and pervent you from bumping the car ahead of you
space moutain full body casts
the trams buy the trams like universal studios has for the tran ride that way no one will fall out or jump off the tram
monorail seat belts dont want people necking on the monorail at night do we
small world same concept as potc
Train people can jump off and get hurt
horseless carriage the horse carriage the omibus and fire engine
seatbelts
seatbelts on goldren dreams will prevent people from falling asleep during the ride
DCA fly paper all over the park so people wont leave and never come back
remember these are all jokes
please add some of your own