I finally found the piece of software that's been missing since we brought up the Mac in our house. It's something I installed on my parent's Mac SE years ago, but now updated for OS X : Steve Halls' "Talking Moose."

I found it as "Uli's Moose (http://www.zathras.de/angelweb/moose.htm)."

:geek::D:fez:

Thank you! I can't wait to try it out. First I have to go ahead and buy the mini, though...

Too funny. It told me that I'd be hearing from it's lawyer when I quit it.
:D
Thanks for the laugh, Javanod!
~kisroo:)