View Full Version : Kevin Yee's "love" column
EandCDad
08-01-2001, 08:11 AM
"Yes, Disneyland was something of one great hormonally charged group of sex- obsessed maniacs. "
That is the single greatest quote I have seen on this website. I don't really have any agenda for this thread, just wanted to get Kevin's quote out there for all to see, devoid of context and purely for shock value.:eek:
Doodle Duck
08-01-2001, 08:53 AM
Puts even another spin on your thoughts as you ATTEMPT to leave the real world on the other side of the berm....Walt spun so fast, he's hearing Chinese Ghost Stories about now.
Ralph Wiggum
08-01-2001, 01:21 PM
That was a great quote. That article makes me want to work at Disneyland just a little more now~!
lisap
08-01-2001, 03:33 PM
But how come Kevin can write about making whoopie at DL and Mousepad threads get shut down? :) I guess it pays to be an official columnist...
(Not that I want to write about making whoopie because that phrase reminds me of Whoopie Goldberg and that pretty much ruins the whole mood.)
Ralph Wiggum
08-01-2001, 03:41 PM
Yeah no kidding....and no disclaimer!!!:mad: ;)
Alex S.
08-01-2001, 04:22 PM
Whoopie makes me think of Bob Eubanks.
And the answer to lisa's question is:
Because we said so.
EandCDad
08-01-2001, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Alex Stroup
Whoopie makes me think of Bob Eubanks.
And the answer to lisa's question is:
Because we said so.
:)
lisap
08-01-2001, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Alex Stroup
Whoopie makes me think of Bob Eubanks.
And the answer to lisa's question is:
Because we said so.
Yes Sir, and thank you Sir (bowing down and touching forehead to carpet.)
P.S. Picturing Bob Eubanks and Whoopie together would be enough to put one off marital relations permanently....
retch.
:(
EandCDad
08-01-2001, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by EandCDad
:)
Question: What kind of an idiotic post is that?
Answer: The kind when your wife posts under your name, even though you tell her daily to remember to "log out" and then she realizes she can't delete.
JRob2k1
08-01-2001, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by EandCDad
Question: What kind of an idiotic post is that?
Answer: The kind when your wife posts under your name, even though you tell her daily to remember to "log out" and then she realizes she can't delete.
:)
-JRob
Ralph Wiggum
08-01-2001, 07:38 PM
:)
FantasmicFan82
08-01-2001, 08:33 PM
:) it's me, i got no wife ta do it
Romance at Disneyland, you say Mr. Yee?
Minnie blinked in the raw, mid-afternoon light of Toontown. Peace. Calm. Was that so much to ask?
The memories raced in her head. With a sigh, she glanced over at the dark, bow-tied mouse with his arm around a child. Mickey's thousand-watt smile and jaunty wave had caused many a heart to race. Small comfort to know she'd succumbed to his charms.
Like so many others.
No, she assured herself. She'd never repeat what happened between them in the crawl space of New Orleans Square. It was a secret ... *their* secret.
Alex S.
08-02-2001, 08:45 AM
<sniffle>
That was so beautiful.
See Lani, I can cry.
EandCDad
08-02-2001, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by 3894
Romance at Disneyland, you say Mr. Yee?
Mickey's thousand-watt smile and jaunty wave had caused many a heart to race. Small comfort to know she'd succumbed to his charms.
Like so many others.
Which others? Come on, if you've got the goods, let's hear it.
Kevin, is Mickey on your famous flowchart?
Andrew
08-02-2001, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by 3894
Minnie blinked in the raw, mid-afternoon light of Toontown. Peace. Calm. Was that so much to ask?
The memories raced in her head. With a sigh, she glanced over at the dark, bow-tied mouse with his arm around a child. Mickey's thousand-watt smile and jaunty wave had caused many a heart to race. Small comfort to know she'd succumbed to his charms.
Like so many others.
No, she assured herself. She'd never repeat what happened between them in the crawl space of New Orleans Square. It was a secret ... *their* secret.
I sense a cooperative fiction thread being born.
lisap
08-02-2001, 02:38 PM
oooh--I had no idea that Belva Plain was posting on our boards!!
Bravo.
mad4mky
08-02-2001, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by lisap
oooh--I had no idea that Belva Plain was posting on our boards!!
Bravo.
The guys are going to say "uh, who?":confused:
Doodle Duck
08-02-2001, 02:46 PM
"No, she assured herself. She'd never repeat what happened between them in the crawl space of New Orleans Square. It was a secret ... *their* secret."
However..Goofy had other ideas..and removing the Mickey Head and stretching up to his normal hieght, he set off to spread the word about Minnies tatoos...
Goofy winced, looked around, then rubbed the back of his head. Funny, he was so sure he'd felt a hard thunk.
Out of the corner of his eye, something whirling, something blurry - as if too quick for his eye to register - came out of nowhere.
WHUMP! Goofy's world spun like the Teacups and his lanky form folded in a heap on the ground.
Minnie cinched her 5th-degree black belt tighter around her trim waist, then shook her head in pity at Goofy's inert form.
That dog wouldn't be spreading ANYTHING anytime soon.
Doodle Duck
08-02-2001, 05:01 PM
But she paid a visit to the Doctor anyway.
As she walked away from the prone body of the decietful toon, she noticed a small slip of paper had fallen out of Goofy's pocket....she picked it up...it was a check! From Mickey!
pheneix
08-02-2001, 07:37 PM
>>>No, she assured herself. She'd never repeat what happened between them in the crawl space of New Orleans Square. It was a secret ... *their* secret.<<<
You mean we can't type balls, crap, or **** [Note: Since they will probably be censored, I am refering to, um, "baseballs", an elementary term for "pooh pooh", and another elementary term for passing gas.], yet crude jokes can be traded about the Fab 5? :confused:
You should be ashamed of yourselves, you have ruined my view of Mickey and Minnie forever. ;)
Back on topic, perhaps I could get permission from the moderators to post a PG-13 rated version of the infamous "Gee That Boat's a Rockin!" event that I witnessed on Pirates of the Carribean a couple of years ago?
It will be an R, er, PG-13, I promise. :D
Pheneix
pheneix
08-02-2001, 07:44 PM
Oh my, only "an elementary term for passing gas" was censored? This is worse than I thought.
Political correctness has taken over the nation. Quick, someone release a Silent But Deadly during a showing of Steps in Time before it is too late!
"You mean the WHOLE row fainted? You mean it drifted down to the stage and caused that WWF diva reject, er, "fairy godmother" to vomit on-stage? Gosh, I didn't know a Bench Roller Special could cause so much damage."
Pheneix
Alex S.
08-02-2001, 08:21 PM
Don't worry, pheneix, we're watching to make sure that this doesn't go much past the PG-13 level. If you can keep it to that level feel free to tell your story.
Doodle Duck
08-03-2001, 07:48 AM
I want my money back.